A stampede occurs in Côte d’Ivoire, 61 people deceased, country in mourning for 3 days 科特迪瓦发生踩踏事故已致61人死 全国哀悼3天

(From Sina.com, the largest news web portal in China)

(Published 2013-01-02 07:07, with 130 comments as 2013-01-02 09:41)

On January 1, 2013 local time, a grave accident stemming from a stampede occurred at a New Year’s fireworks show in the Ivorian city of Abidjan. The stampede led to the loss of at least 60 lives and the injury of many more. The photographs below show the aftermath of the accident.

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According to foreign media reports published by the China News Service on January 2, the death toll from the New Year’s Eve fireworks celebration in Abidjan, Ivory Coast has risen to 61 people and more than 200 people have been injured. The Ivorian government has declared that there will be three days of mourning.

An official in the Côte d’Ivoire government said most of the casualties were children. There are conflicting reports about the stampede, which occurred at a stadium in Abidjan.

There are eyewitnesses who say that the robbing of someone’s cellphone by a knife-yielding youth led to the panic, while other people say the stampede resulted from poor crowd control by the police.

The Ivorian president visited the injured in hospital, and said he would launch an investigation into this national tragedy.

当地时间2013年1月1日,科特迪瓦阿比让市举行庆祝新年的烟火表演时发生了严重的踩踏事故,造成至少60人丧生,多人受伤。图为事故发生后的现场。

  中新网1月2日电 据外媒报道,科特迪瓦阿比让跨年烟花庆祝活动踩踏事件死亡人数升至61人,200余人受伤。政府宣布举行3天全国哀悼。

  科特达瓦官员说,大部分受害者是儿童。关于在阿比让一个体育馆附近发生挤踏事件的经过有不同的报道。

  有目击者说当人们看到有青年持刀抢劫手机的时候发生了恐慌,还有人说挤踏是由于警察控制人群不力所致。

  科特迪瓦总统去医院看望了受伤者,他说将对这起全国性悲剧展开调查。

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Beijing Mansion: Extreme joy begets sorrow. (Published 2013-01-02 07:41)

豪宅北京 :乐极生悲 (今天07:41)

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Apple Young Cat: Light a candle. Fresh flowers. May Buddha preserve us. (Published 2013-01-02 07:57)

苹菓仔cat: 蜡烛鲜花 阿弥陀佛 (今天07:57)

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In the name of Xi: Every time they report on this type of foreign news, they expend extra effort, updating the statistics at any time, they don’t even sleep. (Published 2013-01-02 07:52)

以熙之名: 每次报道这类国外新闻就格外卖力,数据随时更新,连觉都可以不睡。(今天07:52)

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Jia Ya Fei: This kind of tragedy makes humankind lose face because of all the animals in the world, this kind of thing only occurs among human beings. (Published 2013-01-02 07:46)

贾涯非: 这种惨剧让地球人十分丢脸,因为地球上的动物只有人类出这种事 (今天07:46)

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Viagra-Type Little Handsome One: Are human feet really so big? (Published 2013-01-02 07:50)

威型小帅: 人的脚真是这么大吗?(今天07:50)

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crayfish8866: There really have been a lot of incidents recently in which children have died. (Published 2013-01-02 07:55)

crayfish8866: 最近发生儿子伤亡事件真的是频繁。(今天07:55)

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The three grandfathers of the Yu family: It’s not clear whether or not they have been learning from the Celestial Empire and falsely reporting the number of casualties. [Emoticon of a giggle] (Published 2013-01-02 08:18)

(“Celestial Empire” was originally an honorific for Chinese imperial governments in the past. Chinese netizens now use the term to mock the current Chinese government.)

yu家的三爷: 不知道他们有没有像大天朝学习 瞒报死伤人数偷笑偷笑 今天08:18

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Martin Luther King: Is this the type of society that wants to host the Africa Cup of Nations? (Published 2013-01-02 08:18)

马丁路德纲: 就这社会还想主办非洲杯呢?(今天08:00)

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Old man at the foothill: Sixty people die and the whole nation has three days of morning? This is taking people too seriously and taking events too seriously. The Celestial Empire would never do this. Don’t you think so? (Published 2013-01-02 08:01)

山根儿老头: 死六十一个人就全国哀悼三天?这太拿人当人了,也太拿事当事了。天朝做不到!你说呢?(今天08:01)

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Andyscool: How sorrowful! Those fireworks must have been manufactured in China. The cellphone that was stolen must have been made in China as well. (Published 2013-01-02 08:04)

Andyscool: 悲哀!烟花中国造的吧,被抢的手机估计也是吧。今天08:04

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Chinese citizens evacuated from the Central African Republic

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Rebels in the Central African Republic, who are seeking to overthrow the government, have advanced closer to the capital of Bangui. Image from scrapetv.com

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China’s foreign ministry spokesperson Hua Chunying held a press conference December 31 at which she announced that Chinese citizens were being evacuated from the Central African Republic. Image from gov.cn

(From Sina Weibo, the most popular micro blogging service in China)

(Published by Little One Who Is Well-Informed In Foreign Affairs (外交小灵通), who has 3,636,152 followers. This particular post has been forwarded 379 times and has 83 comments)

When the situation in the Central African Republic started worsening, our embassy in the country immediately started providing 24-hour emergency services, helping and organizing for Chinese citizens to leave on a voluntary basis.

From December 27, citizens were evacuated safely and in an orderly manner through commercial flights or chartered flights to Cameroon, Congo Bissau, Sudan, Angola, other nearby countries or back to China.

As of December 31 at 2:00 pm, 239 of the 303 Chinese citizens who were previously in the Central African Republic (not including embassy personnel) had been evacuated.

[Rebels in the Central African Republic have taken over several towns in the country, saying that they want to depose President Bozize for not releasing political prisoners and not paying fighters who were disarmed after Bozize successfully lead a coup in 2003.]

[There was considerable confusion on Chinese micro blogs when news about the rebellion broke out because the Chinese characters for the Central African Republic (中非) are the same as the Chinese characters for China-Africa (中非)]

自中非局势恶化以来,我驻中非使领馆立即启动24小时应急值守,本着自愿原则,组织协调中方人员撤离。自 12月27日起,通过商业航班、包机安全有序撤往喀麦隆、刚果(布)、苏丹、安哥拉等周边国家,或返回国内。截止北京时间31日下午2时,中非303名中国公民(不含使馆人员)中239名人员已撤离。

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Snow from Ailao Mountain: What happened to China-Africa?? (Published 2012-12-31 15:11)

哀牢山的雪:中非怎么了?? (2012-12-31 15:11)

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Purple Smoke: What? What situation worsened? What exactly happened? (Published 2012-12-31 15:20)

紫玉生:啊?怎么恶化了?具体咋回事? (2012-12-31 15:20)

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A miracle has arrived: China-Africa? When you say something, you should say it clearly! Don’t mislead the people! (Published 2012-12-31 16:01)

奇迹到了:中非?!说话要说清楚!别误导国民! (2012-12-31 16:01)

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Ronnie is a bad person: I only realized it’s a country after reading everyone’s comments. Please be careful with your writing dear. (Published 2012-12-31 16:02)

Ronnie是坏人:看了诸位的评论才知道原来是个国家,求严谨亲 (2012-12-31 16:02)

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I Want Law Net: Why would you go to these countries? Come back to the Celestial Empire where we wave high the paltry flags of competing on the basis of parental wealth/power/connections, giving bribes, toeing the Party line and having sex. Learn from corrupt officials and unscrupulous businesspeople; try to make a profit as much as possible. All generations of those who previously emigrated to the moribund West and those officials and businesspeople who hid themselves there should join together and dedicate themselves to saving the backward peoples in these regions and to bringing about mankind’s emancipation through moving forward on the correct path towards Communism. (Published 2012-12-31 15:49)

我要法网:去这些国家干吗,回到天朝咱们一起高举拼爹、行贿、站队、上床的渺小旗帜,象贪官奸商们学习,多多赚钱,早日移民垂死的欧美各国,与前期潜伏在那的官商一代二代们会合,为解救这些落后地区人民,为实现人类解放走向共产主义正道作出贡献。 (2012-12-31 15:49)

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An African male leopard dances “Gangnam Style” to attract a mate (非洲一雄性花豹为求交配大跳“江南style”)

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(From Global Net, the website of The Global Times, a popular Chinese newspaper)

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[Global Net report by Zhou Xu] The “Gangnam Style” song is popular all over the world. Madonna, Britney Spears, Kobe Bryant and even Ban Ki Moon have all imitated the horse dance that PSY started. Now, “Gangnam Style” is popular even among animals. A UK newspaper, the Daily Mail, on December 31 published a set of pictures that show a male leopard in a Gambian [sic] conservation area dancing the “Gangnam Style” dance to attract a mate.

In the pictures, a female leopard lies on a thick growth of grass with an excited male leopard by its side. The male leopard stands on its hind legs, waving about its front legs in an attempt to attract the attention of the female leopard.

Interestingly, the male leopard at times bends its knees with both of its hind legs on the ground [while both of its front legs are lifted]. At times, the male leopard adopts a posture in which it lifts up one of its hind legs with only one leg touching the ground. The movements of the leopard are very similar to the [Gangnam Style] horse dance.

According to the report, 34-year-old photographer Mohammed Alnaser took the set of paragraphs. At the time, he was taking some photos of lions, but he quickly went over when he found out that a pair of leopards was mating. Alnaser said that the rangers in the conservation area knew about the pair of leopards. The rangers said that the male leopard was young, inexperienced and did not know what to do, just jumping up and down by the female leopard’s side in order to attract its attention.

Actually, the male leopard’s “dance moves” and earnestness finally won over the female leopard and captured its attentions. The male leopard’s wish came true.

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  【环球网报道 记者 周旭】一首“江南style”红遍了世界,麦当娜、布莱尼、科比甚至潘基文都模仿鸟叔跳起了马步舞,就连动物世界也刮起了“江南style”风。英国《每日邮报》12月31日刊登了一组图片,图片展示了冈比亚一个自然保护区内,一头雄性花豹为求交配,为雌豹大跳“江南style”的场景。

  照片中,一头雌豹躺在草丛里,身边是一头兴奋的雄豹。这头雄豹用后腿站立,挥舞着前爪,试图吸引雌豹的注意。有趣的是,雄豹时而弯着膝盖双腿着地,时而抬起一条后腿,只用单腿着地的姿势,与马步舞的舞步相差无几。

  据报道,拍摄这组照片的是34岁的摄影师默罕默德•阿纳赛尔(Mohammed Alnaser)。当时,他正在拍摄狮子,得知有花豹在交配,他马上赶了过去。阿纳赛尔介绍说,保护区的巡逻员对这两只花豹非常熟悉,这头雄豹年轻、缺乏经验,他根本不知道该怎么做,只是一直在雌豹身边跳来跳去,想吸引雌豹的注意力。

  事实上,这头雄豹的“舞姿”和认真的态度最终征服了雌豹,虏获了她的芳心,抱得美人而归。

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a358779100 [Netizen from Guangxi] (Published 15 hours ago) 1 like

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(The Chinese characters in the post are (carefully chosen) homophones of the lyrics of “Gangnam Style’s” chorus. The pronunciation of the characters in the comment in pinyin is as follows:

Gāng nán shǐ dà ~~~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~gāng nán sāi ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~Gāng nán sāi ~gāng nán sāi ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~Gāng nán shǐ dà ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~gāng nán shǐ dà ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~Ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó Bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi ~ó bà gāng nán sāi

The Romanized version of the original “Gangnam Style” chorus is as follows:

Oppan Gangnam Style

Gangnam Style

Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style

Gangnam Style

Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style

Eh~ Sexy lady

Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style

Eh~ Sexy lady

Op op op op

Eh eh eh eh eh eh )

a358779100[环球广西网友]15小时前 支持[1]

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pboy710 [Netizen from Beijing] (Published 14 hours ago) 1 like

Actually, PSY composed “Gangnam Style” precisely to try and have sex with females.

pboy710[环球北京市网友]14小时前 支持[1]

其实朴载相就是为求与女性交配而创作的江南style。

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Immortal Yue Fei in the clouds (Yue Fei (1103 AD to 1142 AD) was a general in China’s Song dynasty) [Netizen from Xiamen, Fujian] (Published 14 hours ago) 1 like

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仙岳飞云[环球福建省厦门市网友]14小时前 支持[1]

肛难屎大~~~哦耙肛难塞~肛难塞~肛难屎大.~肛难塞~肛难塞~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~肛难屎大~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞~哦耙肛难塞

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It is me 123 [Netizen from Xi’an, Shaanxi] (Published 14 hours ago) 1 like

Can Global Net editors please publish fewer “Gangnam Style” stories?

就是我123[环球陕西省西安市网友]14小时前

环球网编辑能不能少提什么江南style

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Spy Love Boat [Netizen from Taiyuan, Shanxi] (Published 13 hours ago) 1 like

Fuck your mother; you always find connections to “Gangnam Style”. Is your father Korean?

谍海情舟[环球山西省太原市网友]13小时前 支持[1]

尼玛,什么都往江南style上联系。韩国人是你爹啊

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Nigerian man wins a New Year’s gift: Obama specially approves a green card for him (尼日利亚男子获新年大礼:奥巴马特批送其绿卡)

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(From Netease, a popular Chinese web portal)

Published 2012-12-31 16:31:00, with 665 comments as of 2012-12-31 22:38:00

China News Service, December 31 report: According to American media reports on the 30th, a 26-year-old Nigerian youth who lives in Michigan, Victor Chukwueke, got a New Year’s gift from US President Barack Obama as the new year approached — a green card.

On the 28th, Obama signed a rare private bill granting Chukwueke permanent residency (also known as a green card), allowing this high-aiming immigrant to continue pursuing the American dream.

Chukwueke went to the US 11 years ago to undergo treatment for multiple wounds on his face. However, he illegally remained in America after his visa expired. At that time, he was only 15 years old. He strove to pursue his studies in America, later graduating from Wayne State University in Illinois and preparing to attend a certain medical school in Ohio. He could not do so, however, because he did not have the necessary green card.

The US Congress this month made the unusual move of giving him permanent residency through a private bill.  Obama signed the bill on the 28th, the same day it became effective. This kind of bill is aimed at only one person and is usually associated with immigrants. Bills of this nature rarely pass, however, and Chukwueke is the only immigrant to have gained permanent residency through such a bill in the past two years.

中新网12月31日电 据美国媒体30日报道,居住在美国密歇根州的26岁尼日利亚青年查克伍克(Victor Chukwueke),在新年即将来临前,拿到一份美国总统奥巴马赠送的新年大礼——绿卡。

奥巴马28日签署罕有的个人法案,给予查克伍克永久居留身份(绿卡),让这名力争上游的移民得以继续追寻美国梦。

查克伍克11年前来美国治疗脸部多重创伤,但签证过期违法留美,没有返回尼日利亚。当时只有15岁的他在美国努力求学,自伊利诺伊州韦恩州立大学(Wayne State University)毕业,并准备到俄亥俄州一所医学院深造,但却独缺必须的绿卡。

美国国会本月采取罕见行动,通过一项针对私人的法案,给予他永久居留身份,奥巴马28日签字生效。此种法案只针对一个人,通常与移民有关,但很少获得通过,查克伍克是两年来第一个过关的移民。

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Shotgun befitting a great master [Netizen from Tongling, Anhui] (published 2012-12-31 16:45:44) 3,807 likes

By the time the Celestial Empire issues green cards, I will be dead already.

(“Celestial Empire” was originally an honorific for Chinese imperial governments in the past. Chinese netizens now use the term to mock the current Chinese government.)

大师级喷子 [网易安徽省铜陵市网友]: 2012-12-31 16:45:44 发表 顶[3807]

待天朝散发绿卡时,我已不在人世!

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kdsjohn [Netizen from America] (published 2012-12-31 17:11:11) 3,739 likes

In America, those with expired visas and those illegally living in the country can go to college and are not repatriated. This is humanitarianism.

kdsjohn [网易美国网友]: 2012-12-31 17:11:11 发表 顶[3739]

签证逾期,非法滞留都可以在美国读大学,不被遣返,这真是人道主义。

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If you indulge in flights of fancy, don’t write without basis [Netizen from Foshan, Guangdong] (published 2012-12-31 17:16:10) 3,012 likes

Before immigrants can become naturalized American citizens, they are tested on civics. The immigration office asks: The US is a country that is governed by the rule of law. What is “rule of law?” The standard answer provided by the immigration office: The government should abide by the law.

胡思不乱写 [网易广东省佛山市网友]: 2012-12-31 17:16:10 发表 顶[3012]

移民入籍美国要考公民常识,移民局问:美国是法治国家,“法治国家”是什么意思?美国移民局的标准答案是:政府必须守法。

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Luo Hao 789 [Netizen from Chengdu, Sichuan] (published  2012-12-31 17:16:44) 2,606 likes

Equally, those who wish to receive a green card should please wait in line.

罗浩789 [网易四川省成都市网友]: 2012-12-31 17:16:44 发表 顶[2606]

同样希望得到绿卡的请排队

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Van Gogh does not choose the breed of dog he walks (published 2012-12-31 16:46:08) 1,393 likes

What an awesome gift! A specially approved one~~~, quick everyone, aim high!

梵高遛狗不挑品种 [网易山东省东营市网友]: 2012-12-31 16:46:08 发表 顶[1393]

好大一份礼!特批的~~~,都快力争上游吧!

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Helicopter takes an aerial shot of Somali pirates: one wooden boat dragging two smaller ones (直升机俯拍索马里海盗船:一拖二小木艇)

(From Netease, a popular web portal in China)

来源:网易军事

Published 2012-12-31 07:59, with 1947 comments as of 2012-12-31 19:41)

On the morning of April 4, 2011, the “Wenzhou” Z-9 helicopter carrier successfully drove away pirates who were trying to intercept the merchant ship “Jessica”, which belongs to a certain Chinese shipping company.

2011年4月30日上午,“温州”舰直九舰载机成功驱离了试图拦截中国某船务公司“杰西卡”商船的海盗船。

A pirate mothership carrying oil drums and pulling a pair of boats hooked up to each other.

A pirate mothership carrying oil drums and pulling a pair of boats hooked up to each other. (一艘母船拖两条小艇,双挂机,并且携带多个油桶的海盗船。)

On the morning of April 4, 2011, the "Wenzhou" Z-9 helicopter carrier successfully drove away pirates who were trying to intercept the Chinese merchant ship "Jessica", which belongs to a certain shipping company.(2011年4月30日上午,“温州”舰直九舰载机成功驱离了试图拦截中国某船务公司“杰西卡”商船的海盗船。)

On the morning of April 4, 2011, the “Wenzhou” Z-9 helicopter carrier successfully drove away pirates who were trying to intercept the Chinese merchant ship “Jessica”, which belongs to a certain shipping company.
(2011年4月30日上午,“温州”舰直九舰载机成功驱离了试图拦截中国某船务公司“杰西卡”商船的海盗船。)

The pirate mothership; visible on the ship are several suspicious-looking persons. It is quite messy. (海盗船母船,可见上面有多名可疑人员,相当杂乱。)

The pirate mothership; visible on the ship are several suspicious-looking persons. It is quite messy. (海盗船母船,可见上面有多名可疑人员,相当杂乱。)

The "Jessica" merchant ship, which belongs to a certain Chinese shipping company. (中国某船务公司“杰西卡”商船。)

The “Jessica” merchant ship, which belongs to a certain Chinese shipping company. (中国某船务公司“杰西卡”商船。)

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dd4159 [Netizen from Zhaoqing, Guangdong] (published 2012-12-31 08:27:50) 490 likes

How much tax do they pay? Do you have to deploy so much military power to protect them?

dd4159 [网易广东省肇庆市网友]: 2012-12-31 08:27:50 发表 顶[490]

他们交多少税啊?要出动这么多装备去保护他?

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djjoanne [Netizen from Laiwu, Shandong] (published 2012-12-31 08:40:38) 397 likes

There’s a banner hanging from the bottom of the helicopter that reads “you’ve given me face (you’ve done me a favor that increases my prestige)”.

djjoanne [网易山东省莱芜市网友]: 2012-12-31 08:40:38 发表 顶[397]

直升机下面挂个横幅“给个面子”

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IP address 124.89.*.* [Netizen from Ningbo, Zhejiang] (published 2012-12-31 08:32:20) 210 likes

Your username is awesome!

(In response to a comment by a netizen whose username is Teeny Lotus’ Fuck Buddy. Teeny Lotus is an internet personality who frequently posts anti-government messages on her Netease microblog.)

 网易浙江省宁波市网友 网易浙江省宁波市网友 ip:124.89.*.* 2012-12-31 08:32:20 发表 顶[213]

名字很牛逼 (回复[芙小小的炮友] 的贴子)

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